Where's Gui?

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He wanted knowledge.
He wanted answers.
He wanted…
to press every button on the damn time machine.
Now he’s lost across the ages.
Ready?
Let the search begin.

Shrink it down, zoom it in, everything is weird,
Gui’s smaller than a dust speck screaming “Get me outta here!”
He’s hiding in a droplet like a spy that’s underpaid,
A microbe waves at him and he panics like it’s a raid.

Where’s Gui?
He could be anywhere inside a cell.
Where’s Gui?
Blink once and you’ve already lost him, oh well.

WHERE’S Gui?!
Lost in the ages, shaking every timeline loose!
WHERE’S Gui?!
Pressing every button labeled “Danger, Do Not Use!”
He jumps, he slips, he flees,
Always hiding when the universe shifts
Across the ages…
We’ll always look for Gui!

Welcome to the jungle where the dinos roam,
Gui hides behind a T-Rex like it’s a normal home.
Cavemen spot him instantly and crown him “Cave King Gui,”
They chant his name like crazy while he just tries to flee.

He taps the wrong button
“No no no, THAT’S the unstable one!”
aaaaaaaaAAAHH!

He pops inside a castle full of bards that sound off-key,
He hides inside an armor suit… but we all see his knee.
A knight screams “Wizard! Impostor!” waving a dull sword high,
But Gui just wants Wi-Fi, looking mildly ready to cry.
Lost in the crowd with lutes and rusty blades.
Harder to find than honest deals at Renaissance Fairs.

WHERE’S Gui?!
Lost in the ages, shaking every timeline loose!
WHERE’S Gui?!
Fighting off dragons, dinos, and monks confused!
He falls, he runs, he screams,
Always hiding in the weirdest scenes
Across the ages…
We’ll always look for Gui!

Now he’s back… in our so-called normal time,
But somehow Gui is hiding behind a parking sign.
We check the snack shop, he’s stuck inside the ice-cream machine,
At the gym, he’s reading books on the leg-press like a king.

The timeline cracks…
The synths explode…

POOF!

Year four thousand, starships weaving slow, traffic in the sky drifting in a row,
Clones of Gui are everywhere… but none of them say “yo.”
A robot scans him screaming “Identify yourself!”
Gui whispers, “Yeah, uh… that’s gonna be complicated,”
...then just runs for it.

WHERE’S Gui?!
Lost in the ages, man this guy’s a disappearing pro!
WHERE’S Gui?!
Even in the future, nobody seems to know!
He trips, he zaps, he flies,
He breaks the timeline but somehow survives
Across the ages…
We’ll ALWAYS look for Gui!

The machine finally sputters out.
Gui reappears in a puff of smoke.
He stares at the button…
“…Maybe he shouldn’t have pressed that twice.”