Comprehensive Versus Collision

Paroles de « Comprehensive Versus Collision »

Verse

Section one: the deductible applies per occurrence,
five hundred standard, one thousand on the glass.
Section two: comprehensive answers for the hailstorm,
the falling object, the fire, the theft, the vandalism.
Collision answers for the impact with another vehicle,
or with an object, or with the surface of the road.
Read them side by side, in triplicate, initial every page.
The difference is not a feeling. The difference is a list.

Chorus

Comprehensive versus collision.
Comprehensive versus collision.
Comprehensive versus collision.
Not-at-fault. Not-at-fault.

Verse

Section three: replacement cost, twenty-four months from purchase,
thereafter actual cash value, less depreciation, less wear.
Section four: exclusions. Racing. Intentional act.
Mechanical breakdown, rodent damage, normal rust.
I drew one finger down the hood through the pollen
and the finger came up grey, and that is not a covered loss.
Rated zero at-fault. The indicator moved from red to green.
The bubble settled centre. I signed the second copy twice.

Chorus

Comprehensive versus collision.
Comprehensive versus collision.
Comprehensive versus collision.
Not-at-fault. Not-at-fault.

Break

Endorsement forty-three A.
Waiver of depreciation.
Subject to the terms, conditions and limits of the policy.
Coverage may not be available in all jurisdictions.
See definitions, page nine: "newly acquired automobile."

Instrumental solo

Chorus

Comprehensive versus collision.
Comprehensive versus collision.
Deductible waived where the third party is identified.
Deductible waived. Deductible waived.

Outro

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Comprehensive.
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